So… mysteriously Santa called Reilly from the closet in the master bedroom. (S)he told Reilly in her deepest disguised voice that he needed to listen, share and be a good boy. Reilly responded with an “okay” and a “yes” and an “okay” in a soft submissive voice. Santa replied that he really wanted Reilly to be good b/c he wanted to see him on Christmas Day and ended with a HO HO HO!
On the way downstairs I asked Shad who had called – he turned to Reilly who replied “oh it was Santa”. When asked what they discussed he said “oh, it was nothing”. Then he followed with a “But… Santa is a girl”.