Shea has pajamas (that really need a visual here – so that’s “to come”) that have cow print bottoms and the top is white with a horse, yes a horse, that has a cow pattern on it. I believe it would be called a pinto horse. Well anyway Shea makes a point of telling us all it’s her cow shit. Shea, what’s that? It’s my cow shit. Clearly she means shirt, but it’s classic to hear her.

Potty talk under two, that can’t be good.