I was with Reilly in his room today, he has photographs of two girls he met when he was just turning four – in school. He has always spoken so highly of them both until today.
Those are my x-girlfriends.
Oh. Why are they x-girlfriends.
Well, we just don’t spend enough time together. We don’t talk like we used to and we don’t really see each other at lunch or recess. They can’t really be my girlfriends if I don’t see them or talk to them.
Oh. Well I guess that makes sense.