Kate came home from school today, red-faced, and sweating… “Mom, I think my underwear got sweaty today because my legs did, and I was soooo hot.” followed by a “I really would like to just climb in the ‘fridgerator’ where it is so cool.”

No, Kate, you can’t.

For Shea… her “hot” day went something like this.

Teacher at school says to me: “you almost got a call from us today”

Shea told us “I have nothing on under my dress and it feels good.”

(which really means she didn’t have layers upon layers of shirts but she had underwear on.)