Mom, sometimes you think you are funny, but you are really not very funny.
Are you sure? I’m pretty sure I’m funny all the time.
Nope, you are not.
This was a conversation between Reilly and me while building Legos. I have no idea what Reilly is talking about. I’m hysterical.
Mother of the Year Again 3.0 
You think it’s bad now, just wait until he’s a tween/teen. Then he’ll think his mom is downright weird